Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Santa suspends North Pole campaign, moving to Vegas

Santa Claus has decided to suspend his $750 million capital fundraising campaign -- "North Pole is Melting". In a video statement today, Santa said the rate of thaw at the North Pole was much greater than first thought. The plan to build a 100-foot tall, nuclear powered fridge to keep the North Pole frozen won't work. Santa said he would be moving all his operations to Las Vegas after this Christmas.